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Let’s goooo dude we’re hitting Uptown and going from there, don’t expect to be home before 2p.

No way man I’m middle aged now, that’s NTV. Want to go see a movie instead?
NTV by jtw2202 August 12, 2023
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Horny super horny horniest mf
Hey brian why are you so NTV?
You are literally a hoe. So don't even...
NTV by U Duata 😌 November 22, 2021
A midrange motorcycle made by Honda.
Also called REVERE in earlier models, later only ntv, today DEAUVILLE.
Has a sister called Hawk or Bros, only optical difference is the chain instead of the kardan.
Has enough power (57HP) to create a big grin on the face of the driver, while chasing BigBikes.
Ideal for cruising, too. Comfy, easy to drive, nice sound from the 647cc V2 and good fuelefficency (~5l/100km / ~48mpg)
I call it the "Eierlegende Wollmilchsau"

By the way: You can measure the power at the exhaust. The shorter, the better!
Revere
NTV 650
Deauville
ntv by SM-eNTe May 23, 2007
You made a typo trying to look up "MTV"
NTV is available from your cable company but only if you live in the U.S.A. (United States of Antarctica) on alternate Earth Number 398.
NTV a channel that brainwashes middle aged people in to watching fantasy tv like The Fake World and Road Rage.
NTV by Yobuttastankz October 15, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026