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Tyler: “I’ve got a strict NTV dating rule."

Josh: "Aww come on man. What does politics have to do with finding love?"

Tyler: "I’m serious. I don’t even want to talk to them. Certainly not going to buy them dinner. Look, I don’t even want to get in their pants."
NTV by DeathWaffle4432 November 26, 2020
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Let’s goooo dude we’re hitting Uptown and going from there, don’t expect to be home before 2p.

No way man I’m middle aged now, that’s NTV. Want to go see a movie instead?
NTV by jtw2202 August 12, 2023
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NTV by U Duata 😌 November 22, 2021
A midrange motorcycle made by Honda.
Also called REVERE in earlier models, later only ntv, today DEAUVILLE.
Has a sister called Hawk or Bros, only optical difference is the chain instead of the kardan.
Has enough power (57HP) to create a big grin on the face of the driver, while chasing BigBikes.
Ideal for cruising, too. Comfy, easy to drive, nice sound from the 647cc V2 and good fuelefficency (~5l/100km / ~48mpg)
I call it the "Eierlegende Wollmilchsau"

By the way: You can measure the power at the exhaust. The shorter, the better!
Revere
NTV 650
Deauville
ntv by SM-eNTe May 23, 2007
You made a typo trying to look up "MTV"
NTV is available from your cable company but only if you live in the U.S.A. (United States of Antarctica) on alternate Earth Number 398.
NTV a channel that brainwashes middle aged people in to watching fantasy tv like The Fake World and Road Rage.
NTV by Yobuttastankz October 15, 2004
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