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to ride a chair with your nutsack on a girls face while mastermating {see masterbating to barney and friends while your uncle watches and fiddles with your ear
Fred: I was bored so me and your sister had a fun time doing the nasty.
You: NOOOOO
Fred: We did that to haha
nooooo by Dickridingcowboy April 4, 2009
When ur dad takes ur phone but you dont want him too.
NOOOOO: Paulo give me ur phone NOOOOO
NOOOOO by Nicodaman December 13, 2022

nooooo wayyy 

When someone isn't mad about something but is being overly dramatic with their words
D- "damn, I sat in bubble gum again" *whips out ballsack* J- "nooooo wayyy!"
nooooo wayyy by DP1999 September 19, 2017

NOOOOO STAWWWPPP 

things that CERTAIN PRINCESSES say *cough cough* princess dhruvius
Princess dhruvius threw a tantrum and screamed NOOOOO STAWWWPPP

nooooo's 

Spanish word for NO!
Boss: Did you run the pipe Jose?

Jose: Nooooo's!

Oh Nooooo 

Words spoken by every character in The Lightning Thief Musical ever. (Campfire Song)
"I'd wait by the phone, but the phone never rings ohhh nooooo"
- Luke Castellan
"I'd bring home a boy, she's there in her nighty ohhh nooooo"
- Silena Beauregard
" But planting, and planting, and planting's a pain oh nooooo"
- Katie Gardner
Oh Nooooo by sass_queen™ October 8, 2020
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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