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Now bitch
Now bitch by Bitches be crazy May 25, 2015
Whos the Baldwin Now Bitch
A taunt often screamed after proving your opponent wrong during or just after a heated argument. To conceed to this your opponent must reply, "your the baldwin baby!"
" And then i showed him the game was in the case where i had put it, and screamed, Whos the Baldwin Now Bitch!!"
"Jim said saoory and also, by the rules, Conceded that I was the baldwin."
Whos the Baldwin Now Bitch
"Jim said saoory and also, by the rules, Conceded that I was the baldwin."
Whos the Baldwin Now Bitch
Whos the Baldwin Now Bitch by Flyingpenguin February 7, 2008
You actin like a real bitch right now
You actin like a real bitch right now by straight_evil August 7, 2006
owned bitch what now ice
owned bitch what now ice by www.team-hack.tk June 28, 2004
The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known
She weighs about 7,328,324,643,872 pounds, and she has a moustache, and aaron hates her. And he tries to eagles beak her b/c her other womanly parts are not good enough. ahhhhhhh! Jessica is so fat that when she walks..
aaron shouts "EARTHQUAKE!" and then he runs into his underground cave with all his choloz, and lives happily ever after. =(
aaron shouts "EARTHQUAKE!" and then he runs into his underground cave with all his choloz, and lives happily ever after. =(
The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known by jessicaisugly6609 May 27, 2010
Big Shit Now Bitches
abbreviate as BSNB.
1. A declarative phrase often used by losers to exclaim, in belligerent braggadociousness, some perceived advance or victory.
2. A phrase used by boheimillectuals and nerdy English majors, often ironically, to mock the ultimate futility of any personal success or advance - a phrase declared in sardonic self deference corrupted by secret ambition.
1. A declarative phrase often used by losers to exclaim, in belligerent braggadociousness, some perceived advance or victory.
2. A phrase used by boheimillectuals and nerdy English majors, often ironically, to mock the ultimate futility of any personal success or advance - a phrase declared in sardonic self deference corrupted by secret ambition.
Spoken:
All you suckers can eat my hot lunch because I'm big shit now bitches now that I've dirty sanchezed both the Bush twins.
Written in cyberspace:
OMG- can you believe how BSNB Steven thinks he is after Bill O'rielly at his dirty lunch.
All you suckers can eat my hot lunch because I'm big shit now bitches now that I've dirty sanchezed both the Bush twins.
Written in cyberspace:
OMG- can you believe how BSNB Steven thinks he is after Bill O'rielly at his dirty lunch.
Big Shit Now Bitches by Thizzom November 10, 2005
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