noti
A "noti" is an abbreviated term for "notification", which is an alert you get when people comment on your stuff on the website "Facebook.com".
noti by Martha May Who January 6, 2011
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NOTI
Naked On The Internet - something that girls with low self esteem do to get attention from pseudo-friends and strangers on Instagram, Snapchat, etc
NOTI by dangerdang May 6, 2015
Noti Gang
Noti gang is what stupid little middle schoolers comment on famous people’s posts like 1 second after they post it because they have notifications on for when they post then all the other stupid little cunt ass bitches who have notifications on because they don’t have anything better to do in their lives all like that persons comment so it’s one of the top comments and it adds nothing of value it’s just a symbol of their failure to find a better pastime
noti-bombing
Noti-Bombing is the latest facebook fad. You bomb a person's profile, like all their statuses and pictures, write several posts and comments, etc. And when they get online, their notification box is full of your spectacular face.
- My phone went off 20 times. (Not exaggerating, 18 Facebook notifications, your status text, and then a reminder of that text.) You are probably the bestest friend in the world that you would care enough to send me that many notifications.
- I believe, you believe, we believe in noti-bombing!
- I believe, you believe, we believe in noti-bombing!
noti-bombing by mishalina10 August 20, 2011
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