noti

A "noti" is an abbreviated term for "notification", which is an alert you get when people comment on your stuff on the website "Facebook.com".

I had twenty noti's when I logged into Facebook!

by Martha May Who January 6, 2011

noti

haha! noti is himself. he rocks; he rules, but clay is cuter!!

by CC&Train September 24, 2003

noti noti

for when someone says or does something dirty/mean , as a joke or rather cheekily

Kim : and then Kanye bit my neck

Kourtney : noti noti ! tell me more !

by slay2k'16 June 27, 2019

NOTI

Short for "Not Over The Internet"

Your friend's dumb message:
Why the cops after your homie?

You: NOTI fool!

by ROyouKNOW February 22, 2010

noty

Similar to nothx but exceedingly cooler. Only real men use noty.

rec0: oriteyea, here's the rcon password
Dr: noty

by Paul - December 28, 2005

Notie

A facebook notification. The joy one gets from a notie is quite simple. One man posts a comment video or what have you in an effort to get a notie to feel liked and proud. Basically the best feeling one human being can get is when you see the red number up at the top of the facebook page pop up.

Yo Mike i posted a video on Mary's wall. Hopefully i get that notie.

by Xaphoon Jesus April 5, 2011

noties

A term used in an inauthentic attempt to positively regard one’s enslavement as a mental health professional to the robotic act of entering into the electronic health record one’s summary of the sessions.

Well my dear, now that we’ve had dinner, I must go downstairs and relive my workday in order to do my noties!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2023