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...no sex

Two words you never want to hear your girlfriend, wife
or otherwise ever say, as it is usually her threatening to
withdraw sex from your relationship for an indefinite

time period because you have done or said, or are about to
do or say something extremely stupid.

Can also be used to blackmail or extort by forcing you
to say or do something you don't want to.
Such as clean the dishes, iron the clothes, walk the dog,
pick up the kids from school, do things a woman should
generally do or spew secrets on your best mate and

so on and so on...

The no sex threat is a womans Straight Flush
It is not a Royal Flush because it doesn't always work,
not all men are that reliant on sex, but 98.97% of us are,
so it may aswell be a Royal Flush.
1: What's up?
2: The wife used the no sex threat on me the other day
1: Hahahahahahahaha..... why?
2: She was having a girls night in with some of her girlfriends, I walked in, accidentally of course, they started interrogating me about Steve and his curre -
1: I don't like where this is going, you didn't tell them anything did you?
2: Well I refused at first but then she threatened me and -
1: You fuckin cunt, I hope you get raped by that pack of apes that escaped the zoo the other day.
Steve: Hey guys
2: Oh shi-
1: Bye guys
no sex by rzhhhh July 10, 2010
rubbing genitals but not having sex.
Can we have sex?

No.

Well, can we have no sex?

FUCK YEAH!

no sex by Whoopi Goldberg December 12, 2008
lack of intercourse. you are virgin for a reason
virgin: I'm just getting "no sex"
no sex by fuckingjazzawilson February 21, 2019
What I wish urban dictionary included.
Urban dictionary users should have no sex in their definitions.
No sex by User_takenlol99 December 10, 2019

No Sex T-Rex 

When laying in bed with someone, facing one another, it is the awkward positioning of one's interior arm (resembling the arm of a T-Rex) which often prevents two people from getting as close as possible.
I wish I could get closer, but I've got the No Sex T-Rex arm goin' on. Maybe we could just spoon?
No Sex T-Rex by bunnyblade October 18, 2010

no sex day

No sex day- usually celebrated on the 3rd of october, everybody participating refrains from any sexual activity until midnight 3rd of October
Hey Jenny, you realise its no sex day today right?
no sex day by Goggler201926 October 2, 2019

no sex november 

When males undergo " no shave november " their girlfriends call it no sex november.
I told my boyfriend that if he's gonna do no shave november it will be no sex november!!
no sex november by deezy_12 November 23, 2007
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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