You don't need to get the lights on first. The lights were on before now and you weren't doing it. If you needed lights you should have done it before the lights went out.
Hym "No you don't. You don't NEED anything. All of your NEEDS are met by the taxpayers. That is where the money YOU are still getting paid is going. To meet YOUR needs... INSTEAD of MY needs. That's exactly why I'm not paying. Your needs are being met. Mine are not. I've listed several things I need of the course of the last 7 years and I've received none of those things. Shut it down harder actually. Start locking people out of their bank accounts."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.