no choice

A sarcastic expression used to poke fun at a person who is presented with multiple good options and instead elects to go outside the box and make the worst decision possible.

John was running late to work and looked outside his driveway to decided which form of transportation he should take to the office. Parked in front of his house lay two cars, a van, and a RV. He choose to drive the RV and was obviously unable to find parking, NO CHOICE!

no choice by Playboy Kitty May 13, 2014

No choice Willy 

If a guy asks for nudes and shows you this you have to send him 3 nude photos

Guy: no choice Willy

Girl: what is that?

Guy: you have to send me 3 nude pics

Girl: oh okay

No choice Willy by Bubbas bubbles June 5, 2019

the boy who had no choice 

Kind of like the boy who lived (Harry Potter) just in a Draco Malfoy version. He is the boy who had no choice because he was often pressured by his father. It so sad that this hottie was mistreated...

Sue: Omg! The boy who had no choice is so hot!
Bridget: Ikr?! I would literally die for Malfoy aka the boy who had no choice!

the boy who had no choice by Draco Weasley January 10, 2021

University of No Better Choice 

A slang term for UNBC, the University of Northern British Columbia. It is so called because its lower admission requirements, combined with its lower tuition fees and the lower cost of living where the university is located, in Prince George, often make it a choice of necessity rather than true choice.

However the university is ranked quite high in Canadian standings for achievement and quality of education.

I fucked up my GPA by failing a sculpture class, now I have to finish my English degree at the University of No Better Choice!

University of No Better Choice by moonbug November 13, 2006

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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008