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A NIGEL (usually written in capital letters) is a name for a person who is unbelievably fantastic that everyone should know or already knows about that person.
A NIGEL AFFECT (once again, written in capitals) is the name for a particular person who is unbelievably fantastic AND can win against anyone at anything.
"Whoa! You're just like a NIGEL!"
"I think you have a NIGEL AFFECT!"
by Vincent21 July 10, 2008
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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Nigel is...what is he? He can be mean, selfish, flawed in so many shallow ways, but then you go deeper. Something is in him, something about the way he sees the world. Hes self conscious is all, he struggles to fit in and to breathe in air thats being taken up by so many others. Its the way his jaw curves, his eyes- the way they set on you in such deep intensity at those rare moments. Its his dark hair, his deep voice, his laugh, flaws, jealousy, secrets, beauty, everything. THATS what Nigel is.
Person: Who is that sitting over there?

Me: oh, thats Nigel.

Person: Could you stop staring?
by thatgirlemma August 28, 2013
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a black or Australian preppy kid who's fucking skills are superb. Upon encountering a Nigel have a box of condoms on hand because your attempts to resist his sexiness will be futile! Although rare, it is possible to become pregnant from having a conversation with a Nigel so proceed with caution.
Girl 1: Oh Nigel! I'm cumming!
Nigel: Um I'm not even touching you.....
Girl 2: Dam son Nigel got skills!
by ms.mango September 20, 2010
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A increasingly uncommon Latin-based name derived from Neil. Meanings include "Champion" and "Black". Can be shortened to 'Nige'.
1. Nigel, he's a champ.
2. ZOMG Nigel has alot of friends.
by Ranger 37 August 20, 2006
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Dunno what everyone has against Nigels...They're actually super nice and smart🀦🏽 β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ½ ♀️ They are big foodies and are super sarcastic. They're moodlifters and have good mindsets about societal issues which is great! They also are rlly nice people to have deep convos with --> good friends :)
Person 1: Yo did u talk to Nigel?
Person 2: Omg yeah, Hes rlly cool
by samayuh June 22, 2020
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