NFL Blitz 

Midway's classic arcade football game where you play no rules 11-on-11 pure unadulterated high-impact football. Similar to NBA Jam ,3 sacks in a row; you're on fire!

x:football games suck,they're based too much on real life
y:what kind of blithering idiot are you? Have you ever played Blitz?
x:oh yeah!

NFL Blitz by esjay November 27, 2004

NFL Blitz 

When you're having anal sex with your woman and you pull your fudge covered member out, and with two fingers, swab a sample of mud from your upright, then apply a smear under each of your lovers eyes, resembling that, of a football player. Then tackle or push her down a flight of stairs, usually resulting in a delay of game.

On Sunday nights my wife requests an NFL Blitz (and an ice-pak) SKEET SKEET

NFL Blitz by JCF May 25, 2006