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The word Nathans simply means "nothing". Nathans = Nothing
Joe: What are you doing?
Mark: Just sitting around doing nathans.
nathans by Rossy G November 9, 2007
Charming and intermittently gregarious but bipolar binge drinkers with a dash of recluse and some misanthrope for seasoning.
The change in him was so pronounced that she surmised he must be one of those nathans she'd been warned about.
nathans by Dr. Johnson December 17, 2004
a phrase used to describe the young upwardly mobile media 20 somethings that swarm around London districts such as Hoxton, Notting Hill and Clapham.
Usually extremely posh these people migrate in the hundreds from the home counties and proceed to either live off mummy and daddy or get a job in TV or Magazines.
Very easy to stare out and beat up.
from a character from Zeppotron.com
nathans by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003

Nathans Mum 

Dirty Crack whore who i fucked repeatedly while nathan sat in the cupboard stroking his cock while thinking about stelios
I just fucked Nathans Mum while nathan sat in the cupboard stroking his cock while thinking about stelios

Nathans Pee Pee 

Very small and skinny pee pee, kind of curled up. If you get to close it gets scared and curls up even more.
"Wow did you see Nathans pee pee, it looks like a small tic tac!"

Nathans 12 Ton Spunkmobile 

A car that runs on natgans spunk
Also known as a diet of natgnas spunk
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