Nathanskyvphovia 

Meaning ''The fear of coming into work''

-the word broken down is of Latin Scottish Gàidhlig origin,
''Na'tha'' stands for ''Much is or Need be for''and nskyv means ''free from confinement.

The ancient words put together more or less mean ''The need to be free from confinement''. This often refers to a phobia of work when the fore mentioned is performed within an office. This phobia is amplified when long hours apply and theres no windows.

The consumption of coffee also tends to amplify the phobia as it stimulates the nervous signals connected to the reasoning area of the brain, the left Webbius Nodes. Fatty foods should also be avoided as they contribute to high blood pressure and rise Stress levels.

Sometimes such individuals tend to experience a more stressful time trying to think of reasons for staying out of work than actually doing the work. So it keeps them in a state of stress and yearning for a carefree life without cares.

''Man nathaniel didnt come in again, we really should do something about his Nathanskyvphovia, I feel sorry for the dude''

Nathanskyvphovia by Damanisjon September 22, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012