(noob-uh-sohr-es reks)
a)
noun. ella
b)
noun. one who says / does stupid shit
a)
god damnit, ella is such a fucking n00basaurus rex
b)
1337 (1:54:56 AM): what did you catch up on?
n00basaurus rex (1:56:25 AM): Ya
n00basaurus rex (2:03:33 AM): Ok lol I think im still missing it
(how is that answer relevant to the question..)
Adj. meaning that a person is a total noob at what he, she or other does. This usually is used when you forget how to do a simple task, like getting into a car in a video game. It comes from Tobygames when he is describing himself when he plays video games.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.