N.O.D

it means you have niggas on deck. as in you get a lot of niggas. Founded by the ashleys.

Heyy look, theres one of my N.O.D's.

by 123 Dash December 08, 2008

N.O.D.

A slightly retarded male or female whom often forgets or has text message conversations that last about 2 seconds; Also has no liscense or car and is the age of 19 or older and is afraid of getting caught with tobacco; his fetishes he cannot overcome which are: masturbating in your mothers bed, and homeless 14 year old girls,

Dang i swear that guy was an N.O.D., He texted me and asked what i was doing and I said nothing much what about you and he just said ok.

That guy is such an N.O.D. do you not see him smoking that cig with that homeless 14 year old?

I swear he's such an N.O.D. he's 19 and afraid that his mom will find his cigs.

I think I found an N.O.D. on my moms bed last night.

by TinyTim&BigBobby January 11, 2010

N.O.D or NOD

acronym for Narly Old Dude or Narley Old Dude, the guy over 40 still mixing it up with the 20-something's, the one with the mountian bike, surfboard, skateboard, guitar, he's running, he's in the gym, still competitive in nature, and probably dating your girlfriend.

Hey, anybody can do this in their twenties, but that guy's a NOD.

by Dave Williams October 16, 2003