The unified study of all physical phenomena across an arbitrary number of dimensions, proposing that what we call "fundamental forces" are just different aspects of a single higher-dimensional interaction that we're only seeing in projection. Gravity seems weak because it leaks into other dimensions; electromagnetism seems confined to 3D because it's shy; and the strong nuclear force seems short-range because in higher dimensions, it's busy doing something else entirely. N-dimensional physics explains everything and predicts nothing, making it the perfect field for people who want to sound smart without ever having to produce testable hypotheses.
Example: "His PhD in N-dimensional physics qualified him to explain that dark matter isn't mysterious—it's just regular matter in dimensions we can't see. When asked how to detect it, he said 'you'd need an N-dimensional detector,' which was physicist-speak for 'we can't.' He now works in finance, where the dimensions are at least measurable, even if they're mostly money."
by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026
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