Myladium is a mystical metal alloy that can be use to forge weapons and armor that are particularly effective against neckbeards, MRAs, misogynists and dudebros.
Some fifty year old, divorced neckbeard kept asking me to go back to his condo to listen to his Rush records, but I popped my myladium claws and he backed off.
by AlexRankin September 06, 2014