Stephenie Myer 

The author of the shallow vampire-love series "Twilight". She is can be viewed as very voyeuristic (perverted) when she is viewed as portraying her sexual fantasies in describing Edward and sexual tensions. She is very dreamy, in-her-own-world and above all a pretty krap author. Teeny bopper girls will take you down if you say this to them, becuase they all have crush on Edward and his 2D'dness. She has a defect that prevents her from creating characters with an interesting, realistic personality.

Stephenie Myer was so happy when she had Twilight the movie made that she decided to plague the world with another 3 books; New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn

Stephenie Myer should've made Rosalie the main character cuz Bella is just boring and apathetic.

Stephenie Myer by dat_da_dat_da_dat_da_dat_girl June 1, 2009

Michael Myers 

The fastest walker on earth

Michael Myers won the race by walking

Michael Myers by anonymous March 15, 2021

Daddy Myers 

The Big Boss Man at Byron Nelson high school. Hes the end of the road for trouble makers, but lowkey tokes in his office. He is a savage and will do anything to keep his students safe.

Yo did you see Daddy Myers drop kick that retarded kid for running in the hall way.

Daddy Myers by McSlat April 6, 2019

Rob Myers 

The most Notorious assman in F1 (Fartmula 1) community ever, Rob Myers is a funny man who cry everyday, demanding to dismiss Michael Masi position from Race Director in Formula 1. Backed by his followers (The silly TeamLH "army").
It all started from the controversial finale of 2021 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix...

January 24, 2022

Rob Myers- In 6️⃣ weeks...
✅ a tomato seed can grow into a plantable seedling
✅ most fractures will heal
✅ a baby's heartbeat can be detected
❌ the @fia can't manage to publish their report on the #AbuDhabiGP farce.
Get #MasiOUT + #REFORMula1!
#F1xed #WWF1 #RaceAgainstManipulation #F1

oshillex- In 6️⃣ weeks...
✅ a tomato seed can grow into a plantable seedling
✅ most fractures will heal
✅ a baby's heartbeat can be detected
❌ Rob Myers and TeamLH can’t seem to accept defeat

Rob Myers- They’re supposedly a Sainz fan, but seem incapable of understanding that Carlos was also unfairly disadvantaged by what happened at the #AbuDhabiGP… 🤦

Rob Myers by Htar1 February 6, 2022

Michael Myers 

A misunderstood middle aged man who only wanted a hug. He is missassuced of being a psycho-path when all he wanted to do was kill his family who did him wrong, and or tried to hurt him. He doesn't hurt Tommy Doyle, and multiple other people throughout his various scenes on screen. He only kills who's in his way. Also my future husband cause he's a sexy son of a bitch, so back the fuck off.

I only wanted a hug Loomis, I swear. michael myers halloween

Michael Myers by Mrs Myers December 29, 2015

Myers Park 

Most exclusive part of Charlotte! An area conisisting of old money wasps, and some young new money yuppies. Every garage in this area has at least one luxury car. You can catch these people shopping at South Park Mall, or at Myers Park Country Club, or fine dining in the myers park/eastover area. Can sometimes be a little snobby, entitled, and bubbled, but if you live here its totally worth it. Preppy is the only acceptable clothing. Private schools are huge here( cls,ccs,pds,ccds) but MPHS is also pretty good. Myers Parkers summer in nantucket island, kiawah island, and private islands in new england.

old money myers park

Myers Park by Southernprep May 14, 2015

Shirley Myers 

A shirley myers is a sexual act in which a women shaves the area around a mans anus, before licking it. The act coined its name a long time ago in country Victoria, Australia.

Dude, I wanted a rim job and she said i was to hairy. So she gave me a full shirley myers!

Shirley Myers by j'onn j'onzz December 12, 2013