myakka 

myakka is located in florida, where hicks are found. common for myakka mudfest where drunken whores and rednecks meet up to run through mud.

redneck1: hey you going to the myakka mudfest? *hick accent*
redneck2: you betchaaaa

myakka by whataloser11 September 25, 2010

Myakka 

A fun loving individual. Known to be the life of the party. Formally known as the goat.

Person 1 :Hey you know Myakka?
Person 2: yea she the goat.

Myakka by Makaylah605 November 23, 2021

Myakka City 

A small town in the middle of NOWHERE.
90% of the popluation uses Dialup or goes without internet.
A block is about 5mi on a side.
Many dirt roads and hunting camps.
A useless place full of rotting cars and rednecks.
Where cellphone signal dares not come.

Dude, did you see where he lives? It's like Myakka City.

Myakka City by marsrover August 21, 2011

Makkachin 

the best doggo that there ever was.
Makkachin is a poodle who belongs to Viktor Nikiforov from Yuri!!! On ICE

Makkachin is so cute omg

Makkachin by gay memer March 20, 2017

Makka Pakka 

The supposed cute cuddly character from show 'In The Night Garden'.

In reality Makka Pakka is the USSR's highest ranked Red Guard infantryman. This was obtained after Makka Pakka utilised the ovals on the side of his head to detect incoming Panzers Divisions (Most noticably the 7th Panzer Division or 'Ghost Division' which he detected were in fact falling down from the sky upon Soviet Forces.) during the battles of Stalingrad and Kursk.

After WW2 he worked in most Warsaw Pact nations aquiring skills for infiltration. Then after the 'Collapse' of the Soviet Union he was sent to the Night Garden to make it the Red Garden and to sabotage fascist rebellions by the Ninky Nonk. His bike thing is also known as the "Bike of the People".

SOVIET 1: Comrade did you hear that Kommissar Makka Pakka has spread socialism to the Night Garden
SOVIET 2: Yes comrade that is great news but that means he will be quoting Marx for the rest of the year
SOVIET 1:Oh wait he will won't h... oh shit here he comes
MAKKA PAKKA: Comrades do you know the state is a tool of oppression controlled by the bourgeois and shows the innate violence of capitalism!!!

Makka Pakka by ReliableNewsSource June 24, 2019

Makka Pakka 

Makka Pakka is a legend who is thicccc and is the coolest hoe I know. He gets all those girls like upsy daisy and Iggle Piggle and he just is just absolute boyfriend material. He strong, he is sexy and he rides a tricycle. He also keeps a sponge on his tricycle to keep himself clean which makes him get all the ladies. Makka Pakka has many fan girls and everyone looks up to him as a thicccc queen

Makka Pakka is a thiccccc legend.

Makka Pakka by Madie Lee June 28, 2020

Dirty Makkah 

the act of fingering someone in a graveyard, so messily that they become a lesbian afterwards.

p1: you know, I don't think I can have sex with guys anymore
p2: really? Why not?
p1: I was given a Dirty Makkah last night...
p2: oh...

Dirty Makkah by WetWillyCheese April 25, 2020