myakka is located in florida, where hicks are found. common for myakka mudfest where drunken whores and rednecks meet up to run through mud.
by whataloser11 September 23, 2010
A small town in the middle of NOWHERE.
90% of the popluation uses Dialup or goes without internet.
A block is about 5mi on a side.
Many dirt roads and hunting camps.
A useless place full of rotting cars and rednecks.
Where cellphone signal dares not come.
90% of the popluation uses Dialup or goes without internet.
A block is about 5mi on a side.
Many dirt roads and hunting camps.
A useless place full of rotting cars and rednecks.
Where cellphone signal dares not come.
by marsrover August 17, 2011
by Makaylah605 November 23, 2021