myakka

myakka is located in florida, where hicks are found. common for myakka mudfest where drunken whores and rednecks meet up to run through mud.

redneck1: hey you going to the myakka mudfest? *hick accent*
redneck2: you betchaaaa

by whataloser11 September 25, 2010

Myakka City

A small town in the middle of NOWHERE.
90% of the popluation uses Dialup or goes without internet.
A block is about 5mi on a side.
Many dirt roads and hunting camps.
A useless place full of rotting cars and rednecks.
Where cellphone signal dares not come.

Dude, did you see where he lives? It's like Myakka City.

by marsrover August 21, 2011

Myakka

A fun loving individual. Known to be the life of the party. Formally known as the goat.

Person 1 :Hey you know Myakka?
Person 2: yea she the goat.

by Makaylah605 November 23, 2021