A person who constantly exhausts
precious hours (sometimes days) of their lives on Myspace. This person has nothing better to do with their life, and therefore stays on Myspace for hours at a time, even when they are not communicating with anyone else. Usually while they aren't talking to anyone, they pleasure themselves by looking through thousands of profiles (most likely adding every single
one), and occasionally by being nosey and reading other peoples comments. The saddest part about it, is that most of these
people will deny their myspace-fiendishness in hopes that
society will still think they're cool. Unfortunately, no we don't, you pathetic losers. =p....