A Friend You have on Myspace But Yet You Would Never Accually Talk To Them In Real Life.
Girl One: Dude Gina Is a Whore.
Girl Two: OMG I Know She Told Me Once She Would Do Anyone.
Girl One: You're Friends With Gina?
Girl Two: Ummm *Embarrassed* Umm No Shes My Myspace Friend and She Posted It In a Bulletin.
Girl One: Ohh, *Backs Away Slowly*
A person who constantly exhausts precious hours (sometimes days) of their lives on Myspace. This person has nothing better to do with their life, and therefore stays on Myspace for hours at a time, even when they are not communicating with anyone else. Usually while they aren't talking to anyone, they pleasure themselves by looking through thousands of profiles (most likely adding every single one), and occasionally by being nosey and reading other peoples comments. The saddest part about it, is that most of these people will deny their myspace-fiendishness in hopes that societywill still think they're cool. Unfortunately, no we don't, you pathetic losers. =p....
Through Myspace comments...
Laura- yea its kinda sad i prolly have dreams about sittin on myspace... Damnit Tom!.... is Tom a real person?
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)