My blood hurts! 

What whats-her-face says when she tries to pose with a possum on her leg.

possssummmmssss

My blood hurts! by Zizzy September 26, 2003

My blood hurts! 

(remark) What someone might exclaim when their own blood cells are causing internal discomfort within the body, e.g.: when an individual's last meal consisted of possum cooked in buttle and Worcestershire sauce.

"Dude, my blood hurts!"
"Bruv, you shouldn't have eaten that last possum."
"Take me to hospital plz"

My blood hurts! by Alma Buttle November 9, 2018