My Wolfpack 

My Wolfpack is a not-so-secret society founded at Willamette University in Salem, OR to promote the mutual chill. It usually gathers in times of need to share bowls, booze, and books for allnighters. Founded on the principle of mutual bro-hood and a desire to outdo the Skull and Bones club at Yale, it attempts outlandish stunts and begins massive grassroots movements, but many of them generally do not survive past the first time somebody loses a lighter and a new, greater controversy is raised.

Every member of My Wolfpack brings a special skill or trait to the table, and membership is exclusive to how much the members can stand listening to hopefuls talk about themselves and their (probably) fictional slam piece. With pending approval of the My Wolfpack Constitution, the society displays durability for future years after founding members depart for greener pastures and crippling student debt.

A: Did you hear about that crazy shit that My Wolfpack

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A(continued):was planning on doing next week? Ah, damn it guys, stop fucking doing that every time I say 'My Wolfpack!'

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My Wolfpack by DJ Topicality December 6, 2010