My Wives 

Two very hot ladies who i want to motorboat all day long.

“Hey look! It’s your wives!”

“My wives?! Gahdaym! The strap is ON!”

My Wives by snickerslover69 January 10, 2024

Stop surfing my waves 

A response to let someone know they should stop commenting on the fact that you are expressing what they consider to be negative vibes, thoughts, feelings etc.

"I'm pretty sure that I didn't get the manager's position that's opening up in my department."

Friend: "You have to be positive... don't be sending negative waves out there."

"Stop surfing my waves."

Stop surfing my waves by lsnyder October 26, 2008

Jogging my wires 

When someone keeps insistently harping on you.

Quit jogging my wires as I won't be responsible for when they short.

Jogging my wires by S.F. SORROW December 3, 2019

Wipes my ass 

When someone helps you out/ something good happens.

Josh really wipes my ass when he sends me the answers to the ENED homework.

Wipes my ass by The Appliance Guy March 23, 2021

wires in my mouth 

Wires in my mouth means, He/She has braces and cannot perform a sexual act

I can’t suck your di€k, I have wires in my mouth

wires in my mouth by Wires in my mouth April 24, 2020