My Right! 

When you tell someone to move to the right, and you they ask who's right, theirs or yours as they are facing you and your right is their left.

"Hey step to the right!"
...."My right, or yours?"

"MY RIGHT!"

My Right! by Desko Jonix March 21, 2010

My right nut 

Not the left one

2k Kwame : my right nut hurts
Finn: you mean the left one
2k Kwame : no I mean the right one

My right nut by 2k quani October 17, 2016

my right hand 

My girlfriend.

I made love to my right hand yesterday

my right hand by t68egkghvshgvg8ofwbccjc wdtfge May 4, 2017

My Right Honourable Friend 

English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'

Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK

Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree

Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.

My Right Honourable Friend by wombledomble September 9, 2019

My Right Buttcheek feels Like A Hollowed Peanut Butter Cup 

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My Right Buttcheek feels Like A Hollowed Peanut Butter Cup

My Right Buttcheek feels Like A Hollowed Peanut Butter Cup by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

dating my right hand 

when you are dating your right hand, it means you are single, so instead of having sex with a person, you have it with you right hand.

Guy who is dating: i got a date with lizzie tonight!
Guy who is dating his right hand: i am still dating my right hand.

dating my right hand by !-Evan-! March 21, 2008

ow! my right boobie! 

What a girl sez when someone whacks her in her right boobie

Marissa (groaning in pain on all 4's) OW! MY RIGHT BOOBIE!

ow! my right boobie! by Eura Phagg November 11, 2006