My land

the baddest bitch in the game.

u can never beat a my land.

by anonymous November 26, 2021

Get offa my land!

What angry farmers shout when an intruder(s) runs around disturbing his livestock on his farmland. Gunshots usually follow, aswell as murder charges.

Get offa my land! BANG BANG........ dead

by squirty berty bottom burper May 25, 2010

On My Land

A new saying that only boys can use to put stuff on.It’s used instead of saying on God and stuff like that.

Sam:Bruh i just smashed this baddie
Mally:Yea right merch it(put it on something)
Sam: On My Land I did

by Yoooo864 August 27, 2019

Get your gay off my land!!!

Used when playing Super Smash Bros Melee and the dumbass you're playing against (he's probably using Jiggly Puff) forgets that you've been charging a smash attack. You then unleash its fury and exclaim, "Get your gay off my land!!!"

Dumbass: Dude, I'm totally 1337 at this game!

You: (while unleashing fury) Get your gay off my land!!!

by Joel T January 3, 2008

getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman

Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land

by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022

Logging on my landing

Dropping a deuce on a someone else’s personal toilet.

Why are you logging on my landing? Go drop a deuce at your house.

by Dr. Sir Ka October 16, 2019

sold my LandCruiser

"Got a vasectomy"

"Sad but good day, just sold my LandCruiser"

by GottaGetThatTeslaMoney June 20, 2022