My Jew 

Familiar term of greeting between g-unit people of the Hebrew faith, mimicking blacks who call each other my nigga.

Hey, my Jew, whazzup wit yo Hebrew grammar lessons?

My Jew by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

My Jew Jew Game

basically My Jew Jew Game is My JuJu Game :troll:

Tom: It's me ya boy Tom from My JuJu Game
Jerry: ayo this game My Jew Jew Game discord server is pretty understaffed ngl
omnigus: :SADNESS:
Diavolo: :friendlysmile:

My Jew Jew Game by omnigus June 14, 2021

Get my Jew! 

In this instance a person may refer to a lawyer or accountant as a "Jew". This stems from the stereotype of a financially astute Jewish individual. This phrase is generally viewed as inappropriate.

Variations include: "I need a Jew" "Where's my Jew" "I exercise my right to a Jew".

Detective: What was your relationship like with the victim?
Suspect: I'm not answering anymore questions, get my Jew!

Get my Jew! by negativecr33p December 8, 2017

reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Basically a Kite(A Jew) but in a not as harsh or racist way

reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Did you do the reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of my shirtless jew sand-which?

Did you ask the kite for the lab data?

reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which by HardcoreSexOnly May 4, 2021

my name is jew 

When your name is jew (ex. je wcool song - Searching jew cool song
Playing Shira Choir Sings New Song At Bar Mitzvah - מקהלת שירה מבצעת את השיר החדש ׳אם השם לא יבנה בית - Now!).
Like yes, my name is jew. But there are other names like jew. Like Eyal, Dalma and Brianc Kosher.

To be named jew you must HAVEN'T listened to hitler album because it makes you antijew (bad) and to respect jesus and allah equally. And to have sex before AND after marriage, if one of them isn't completed you don't become named jew.

The code of the jew is:

Flowing through all, there is jew

There is no jew without jesus to create

There is no jesus to create without allah

Allah fades without the power of jew

Jew blinds without allah and jesus to see

There is allah in me

There is jesus in me

Jew is all things and I am jew

If you wish to be named jew and you do not respect the code... well you die basically.
And there is the secret tasks (if I tell you this I will get killed by jahweh and jehova, they are the demigods, but as I am quirky and I am doing this for educational purposes this is ok):
1. Watch and fap to hentai at least once a month (Rape, Mind Break, Mind Control, Impregnation/Pregnant, BDSM, Yaoi, Futanari, Ugly Bastard, Inflation; They are forbidden)
2. A
3. Become superpermutation

Also being gay and having anti-jew fetishes will get you killed, obviously.

When you become named jew, you may choose a lightsaber, which you will use to kill all non-jews.

Tom: "Yoooo, did you know that -name- is named jew?"
Tom2: "What does that word mean?"
-name-: *lights up lightsaber (jew)* "It means that I obey jesus and allah, my name is jew"
Tom: "Woah... that's epic, but I am sorry I need to go see my mom, she has bronchitis and is in need of care."
Tom2: "Bye."
-name: "Bye."

my name is jew by Ihavebeendoingthetsecretlyedit December 31, 2019

my lil jewlxer

A small, yet prized possession

My lil jewlxer has much sentimental value.

my lil jewlxer by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010