my cock 

Looooong

My cock is long

my cock by Binadicked cumberbach May 1, 2016

my cock 

3 inches but amazing to taste

please FUCK my cock

my cock by CheezyClit69 January 1, 2021

my cock 

Razmig

Razmig: My COCK

my cock by Mycockehhh September 8, 2018

my cock 

My cock is big (trust)

Wow my cock is so huge it caused a lunar eclipse, talk about dem apples

my cock by im am not straight June 17, 2022

my cock and balls

my cock and balls that are attached

Me: i put my cock and balls into that horny slut last night.
Them: nice girl!

my cock and balls by oblivionox09 July 23, 2023

wack my cock

a more impressive and aggressive announcement that you are going to masturbate or have a wank.

Can we leave now Jerry?

10 more minutes, I need to wack my cock!

wack my cock by AaronJG October 30, 2016

the cheese off my cock 

An insult and the ultimate comeback to belittle someone who has just belittled you.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.

Reporter: Just answer the question!
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.

the cheese off my cock by de-pube February 2, 2021