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my cock by CheezyClit69 January 1, 2021
my cock by Mycockehhh September 8, 2018
My cock is big (trust)
Wow my cock is so huge it caused a lunar eclipse, talk about dem apples

my cock and balls

my cock and balls that are attached
Me: i put my cock and balls into that horny slut last night.
Them: nice girl!

wack my cock

a more impressive and aggressive announcement that you are going to masturbate or have a wank.
Can we leave now Jerry?

10 more minutes, I need to wack my cock!
wack my cock by AaronJG October 30, 2016

the cheese off my cock 

An insult and the ultimate comeback to belittle someone who has just belittled you.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.
Reporter: Just answer the question!
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.
the cheese off my cock by de-pube February 2, 2021
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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