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My Band Class 

Flutes: all the girly girls play flute, half of the people that play flute have very strict parents that probably made them play the flute and of course, we can't forget, the one boy
Clarinets: stuck up meanies that make people cry. Most likely you will find them talking shit about someone.
Oboes: most of them are horse girls or pterodactyl boys
Trumpets: fun to hang around out of band, but in band you can find them in their little trumpet cult talking shit about woodwinds
French horn: not many of them, very quiet, but when you get to know them they are crackheads. Will most likely form a french horn cult once they find their french horn buddies.
Trombone: 1 out of the three of them can actually play. Pretty cool people though. Half of the time they only play one note, SOOOOOOO
Euphoniums: When you're having a conversation with them, just know they might randomly start talking about their instrument.
Tubas: will either be really tall/big or really short/small. 3/4 they can actually play the right notes.

Bassoons: very quiet

Saxophones: crackheads who don't listen to rules
My Cand Class-
Flutes
"Omg rebecca did you see what Jessica was wearing"
Clarinets
"You see that girl, yeah she is so annoying, can't wait until she finds out no one likes her"
Oboes
"DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HORSES"
Trumpets: "Brass is superior. Brass is superior! BRASS IS SUPERIOR!!! WE ARE BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!"
French horn
"Hey so like, I was wondering, đø ýöų wæņþ ťõ jőíń øűŕ çųłţ"
Trombone
"Yo I don't know why I chose trombone, I can't even play LMFAO"
Euphoniums
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A EUPHONIUM IS!!! EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!! IDIOT!"
Tubas
*in squicky voice* "can someone help me I can't hold my tuba anymore"
-small tuba boy
Bassoons
"•_•"
Saxophones
"Bro stop playing, she said not to play"
"Its fine, she won't notice"
This is just "My Band Class" . Also where are my french horns?
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026