my arse 

A slang phrase used to express disbelief , generally used in Manchester, UK

"I've won the lottery!"
"Haha, my arse"

my arse by PakisaurusRex November 23, 2019

my arse 

Big ugly hairy thing i sit on.

If you got a problem you can kiss my arse

my arse by NegroJoe May 29, 2004

my arse 

Captain PK's arse

PK: 'My Arse!!!'

my arse by bob April 7, 2004

my arse is trophy 

My bottom feels like it’s been used for gratification in a prison competition. I feel like I’ve been gay raped. My arse hurts, but it feels unexpectedly rewarding. Australian slang.

My arse is trophy: I made the Kokoda day one stage-point. My arse feels like trophy (but I did better than that wanker).

my arse is trophy by Majomka February 17, 2020

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE 

Bruno Powroznik's proudest work

Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE by Nutz666 November 8, 2019

objects i have shoved up my arse 

a beautiful video by bruno powroznik stating several physical materials that he has put up his anus.

"have you seen 'objects i have shoved up my arse'? my favourite object was toothbrush handle <3"

objects i have shoved up my arse by dammaisitthatserious January 17, 2020

fuck my arse

Exclamation of great surprise. Not necessarily homosexual in nature.

Whaddayu mean, Chelsea won?? Fuck my arse!!!

fuck my arse by notapaki September 2, 2003