1.When anything is said, done, or revealed that causes any chance one might have had with a once-interested girl to fly out the window.
2. When a friend ruins your chances with a girl by hitting on her himself, and using his dick to knock your cock off course. Even if he is not successful, your opportunity for procreating will be dashed on the rocks of awkwardness.
Dick my own cock is acceptable.
2. When a friend ruins your chances with a girl by hitting on her himself, and using his dick to knock your cock off course. Even if he is not successful, your opportunity for procreating will be dashed on the rocks of awkwardness.
Dick my own cock is acceptable.
Stacy: "Really, you run a dojo? How interesting. Where is it?"
Steve: "Uhh, my mom's garage."
Bystanders: "Ooh... man. He just dicked his own cock."
Bill: "Hey, Gary, tell Amy here about that one time you fucked your cousin!"
Amy: (silent vomiting and departure)
Gary: "Why do you always Dick my cock?
Steve: "Uhh, my mom's garage."
Bystanders: "Ooh... man. He just dicked his own cock."
Bill: "Hey, Gary, tell Amy here about that one time you fucked your cousin!"
Amy: (silent vomiting and departure)
Gary: "Why do you always Dick my cock?
by dick_pound July 21, 2009
Hey you fuckin whore,since your snatch begun gushing blood like she's catering a fuckin vampire festival ,you want my piss -pop sloshswaggle in that muthafukin peter -pit that you call a mouth, so say aahhh toots now bring your ass this way and joggle my cock! !!
by Gruff-Wite April 26, 2017
When a person or act is found to be so annoying that it actually creates feelings of anger and pain, almost as if someone is bending your cock.
It bends my cock
by Airborne Les October 7, 2009
aunt frieda?
yes johnny?
my pee pee feels funny.
oh johny, thats just an erection! here look at my naked hangy tits.
aunt frieda...suck my cock.
yes johnny?
my pee pee feels funny.
oh johny, thats just an erection! here look at my naked hangy tits.
aunt frieda...suck my cock.
by tony January 25, 2004
Scott: You are totally sweating my cock, aren't you.
Liz: Shut up Scott.
Scott: You totally want me.
Liz: Shut up Scott.
Scott: You totally want me.
by 81mclaren@gmail.com October 25, 2007
An insult and the ultimate comeback to belittle someone who has just belittled you.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.
Reporter: Just answer the question!
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.
by de-pube February 2, 2021