a more impressive and aggressive announcement that you are going to masturbate or have a wank.
Can we leave now Jerry?

10 more minutes, I need to wack my cock!
by AaronJG October 31, 2016
The ultimate insult to belittle someone.

Double effective as a comeback to any insult thrown at you no matter how powerful.
I was down on your mother like a beaver on a hunk of wood.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

I'm the president of the United States. You're just a lightweight.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.
by kam75xx April 3, 2021
I've been stalking my cock all morning trying to get rid of this hangover.
by SHLA June 24, 2011
A very good comeback to an insult when you have nothing else to say
brian: what the fuck are those on your feet!
dave: hold my cock
by DeezNutzJus4u January 22, 2016