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Muzzle Loading 

The act of packing wasabi in one's urethra with a chopstick, often for money.
That dude passed out after muzzle loading at sushi, but he made $75.
Muzzle Loading by Meester K. August 12, 2014
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Muzzle Loading 

The act of fucking a pregnant women while she's in labor, therefore pushing the baby back up into her vagina.
Guy 1 "Hey Jim i thought your child was suppose to be born the other day?"
Jim "Yeah I didn't want the child to be born yet so I decided Muzzle Loading my wife for another trimester would be a great idea."
Muzzle Loading by Deadeye487 June 11, 2018

Muzzle Loading 

The act of blowing cocaine up a girls ass, and then proceeding to have anal sex.
My dick was numb after muzzle loading that girl last night.
Muzzle Loading by alwaysdabbin April 30, 2016

muzzle loading 

the act of sticking a slim like object up a mans pee hole for pleasure
henry and john had a great night muzzle loading
muzzle loading by mungforfun69 November 28, 2017

Muzzle-Loading

The process of ingesting medicine via your urethra/penis.
"I was muzzle-loading some Viagra earlier today and I've been rock hard for 6 hours."
Muzzle-Loading by Maikeruu October 2, 2023

muzzle-loading

to place a metal rod in the urethra of the penis, utilized during sexual intercourse.
Man, have your girl take a shot at muzzle-loading, you'll thank me later.
muzzle-loading by outlandishoutlaw October 16, 2023

Muzzleloading 

The Act or more correctly Art of inserting items/drugs down the urethra of the penis. Usually achieved by means of a specially designed ramrod or in a pinch a pen or pencil. Other colloquial terms are used in place of muzzleloading such as, Muzzling/Muzzled or in the case of a person who participates in Muzzleloading, Muzzler.
Oi Nick tonight is going to be hectic I just Muzzleloaded two Pingers.

I just Muzzled a Footlong, I can barely fit anymore.

Yeah, old Paddy is a Muzzler from way back, he's been Muzzleloading so long he doesn't even use a ramrod anymore.
Muzzleloading by WideEyedMuzzler February 15, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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