Mustard Bun Share definition Flag An indiscriminate sexual orifice, usually used in context of making fun of one's homosexuality. Smitty was watching as Liam was measuring Damien's Girthy-Base, then Damien stuck it in his mustard bun. Mustard Bun by SauceyGirth September 26, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the Mustard Bun mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch