by praymo paynus September 19, 2005
by Yodia January 20, 2006
An incredibly fast car that is inexpensive and anyone who drives it is instantly cool....unless you have a comb-over.
Wow, look at that civic....its quick (because it weighs like nothing).
Too bad that Ford Mustang totally destroyed that import shit box despite the fact that it is double the weight.
Too bad that Ford Mustang totally destroyed that import shit box despite the fact that it is double the weight.
by TheVigilante January 22, 2006
The car in question seems to be owned by every asshole on the planet, why? Cuz they're cheap and they're everywhere. They can often be seen getting their asses handed to them by cars of smaller engine size. Usually these are asian cars dealing out the whoopings, but cases are also recorded of other domestics such as Cavaliers handing down judgement to the highly overrated, seriously inflated ego on wheels.
Some make feeble attempts at making their cars faster. They suffer from a serious disease referred to as IDIOTUS AMONGUS. Which is either passed down through genes or contracted from a visit from the extremely dangerous Stupid Fairy. The disease can be anocculated through introduction to a real performance car, and may take several doses of such to fully erraticate the disease.
Furthermore, there do exist myths
about performance on these cars. Some wish to believe that upgraded models from Saleen, Roush and Shelby are standard factory models. This implies that they are stock, on the contrary. These models are, in fact, purchased by said performace companies, upgraded and then resold to ignorent customers who have problems understanding the concept of performance franchices. It is not these people's fault in this matter. Their IQ's simply are not high enough to understand performance upgrades and therefore they must rely on the industry to dupe them into thinking they are buying a quality factory product.
By my studies of this subject, I must conclude that most owners of the vehicle known as the Ford Mustang should not be looked down upon for their obvious lack of reality, but rather be helped by anyone willing to take on the hardships of working with the performance challenged. For they are as in need of help as any other "special" group of the world in which we live.
Some make feeble attempts at making their cars faster. They suffer from a serious disease referred to as IDIOTUS AMONGUS. Which is either passed down through genes or contracted from a visit from the extremely dangerous Stupid Fairy. The disease can be anocculated through introduction to a real performance car, and may take several doses of such to fully erraticate the disease.
Furthermore, there do exist myths
about performance on these cars. Some wish to believe that upgraded models from Saleen, Roush and Shelby are standard factory models. This implies that they are stock, on the contrary. These models are, in fact, purchased by said performace companies, upgraded and then resold to ignorent customers who have problems understanding the concept of performance franchices. It is not these people's fault in this matter. Their IQ's simply are not high enough to understand performance upgrades and therefore they must rely on the industry to dupe them into thinking they are buying a quality factory product.
By my studies of this subject, I must conclude that most owners of the vehicle known as the Ford Mustang should not be looked down upon for their obvious lack of reality, but rather be helped by anyone willing to take on the hardships of working with the performance challenged. For they are as in need of help as any other "special" group of the world in which we live.
by dsmguy21 June 25, 2004
will get owned by a Camaro, and for any of you ppl who think they "know the muscle era" youd know the Pontiac GTO is the first muscle car to unleashed out on the markey.
Mustangs will get pwned by any muscle car, especially the Camaro!
Mustangs will get pwned by any muscle car, especially the Camaro!
by James Lowe July 10, 2005
pathetic american car that has lost it's taste. many compasre this iron-box to the honda civic but they dont relize that they are actually in two different categories.
1.Struggling Sports Car
A. Ford Mustang
2.Family Economy Car
A. Honda Civic Sedan
now theres no need, compare a mustang to a nsx while ur at it, and dont say, oh its way more expensive than a mustang, because some of you are doin excatly that to the civic.
1.Struggling Sports Car
A. Ford Mustang
2.Family Economy Car
A. Honda Civic Sedan
now theres no need, compare a mustang to a nsx while ur at it, and dont say, oh its way more expensive than a mustang, because some of you are doin excatly that to the civic.
My mustang has 5 litres while ur civic only has 1.6! and i have to go fill up three times more than you! HAHAHAHA
by ebonix February 22, 2005
A piece of shit so called muscle car that everyone and their brother owns.
Your everyday generic joefuck owns one of these.
Otherwise known as a MOUSESTANG.
Your everyday generic joefuck owns one of these.
Otherwise known as a MOUSESTANG.
I wish I wasn't a faggot, Then I could possibly own something like a Camaro, Firebird, or GTO.
Wow, You have a mustang?!?! ME TOO!!!!!
Wow, You have a mustang?!?! ME TOO!!!!!
by danny dubz May 9, 2007