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A amazing guy...but he never shuts up!!!!!!!
Markey by Jenny February 3, 2005
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n. an arrogant man with greasy hair and high water pants, typically has no concept of reality and believes he is infallible: see douche bag
Shut the fuck up you Markey, no one wants to hear it!
Markey by Notevergonnafindout April 14, 2008
Is that markey with the small dick
Markey by Jazmine beach June 15, 2019
A man with a very small penis 🍆
Is that markey with the small dick
Markey by Jazmine beach June 15, 2019

Joe Markey 

A specimen who feeds on mostly crickets, assorted leaves and plant matter. This specific specimen is known for sexual cannibalism. He also plays a mean fiddle.
"Chill out bro", said Joe Markey
Joe Markey by Ctrl-Alt-Delete1423 November 27, 2011

luke markey

To Markey, motion over ground and objects like that of the free-runner (parkour) and stunt actor from the soon to be released motion picture Blood And Chocolate
oooo that was a bit Markey... (upon seeing someone jump a fence in fantastic fashion)

or.. to shout LUKE MARKEY ! whilst Transversing an Object to give courage!
luke markey by Mr Loom July 25, 2006