Mushy Peas

Radioactively green shite eaten by people from the North of England, usually covered in mint sauce and eaten with chips on cold and rainy nights standing around drunk at fun fairs wondering if you should shag the fat bird.

Made with dried marrowfat peas which are first soaked overnight in water with bicarbonate soda/baking soda, then rinsed in fresh water and simmered.

They still look and taste like radioactive green shite though.

And you didn't shag the fat bird. Your best mate did.

I ate some mushy peas when I should have shagged the fat bird at the fun fair.

Mushy Peas by Satandog September 7, 2014

Taptonville Mushy Peas

When a male ejaculates on their partners fecal matter and then proceeds to place the fecal matter on their partners face, then finally urinating upon it to form a mushy substance.

Oscar and I had a great time actually, he gave me the special Taptonville Mushy Peas that I am still trying to wash it out of my pores.

Taptonville Mushy Peas by ssnnnnx May 7, 2026

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