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Muscle Man

The greatest character in any TV show ever premiered on Cartoon Network. This is an undisputed fact because of his stunning looks, his amazing humor, and his deep and beautiful voice. He is also tall, skinny, smart, and very charming.
Guy1: Hey bro, do you know who else is Muscle Man? MY MOM!
Guy2: Swag

muscle-man 

A coolidiculous term for a person who is neither an athlete nor a body builder but still physically strong
I need muscle-man tonhelp me cross the street with my grocery bags.
muscle-man by Uncle Dimma October 14, 2014

Muscle Man's day

On December the 11th, every person should tell "my mom" jokes
Person 1: I'm gonna participate in Muscle Man's day this year
Person 2: you know who else will participate in Muscle Man's day? MY MOM
Muscle Man's day by Mitch Sorenstein December 10, 2020

Muscle Man Swiper 

A meme on Regular Show Amino. He was created by one of the leaders. It's basically Muscle Man from Regular Show in a Swiper costume. Also he's kawaii
Omg Muscle Man Swiper is the best thing on Regular Show Amino.

mac the muscle man 

A dickhead, who doesn’t give his beautiful, fantastic and just great girlfriend flowers and doesn’t come to london every time she asks, he’s rude and sends memes to other girls but he’s kinda cute and got a shlonggggg
mac the muscle man’s gf is mad at him 24/7
mac the muscle man by jaicarrrrr November 23, 2021

massaging my man muscle 

dude what the fuck happened last night? i called u like 5 times.

sorry man i was massaging my man muscle and i just lost track of time.

oh, ok. i understand.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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