Murrp

Murrp is a term used when in distress, or when an surprising moment occurs.

Bob: MURRP!
Jake: WTFH Bob?
Bob: I'm in distress
Jake: please get off of whatever you're on, bob. *smacks forehead

Murrp by Stupid_kid_bored_on_the_intern July 16, 2020

murribunda 

The asshole

Now, here is gud
We have ze sun

and ze murribunda

murribunda by murribunda June 17, 2019

murray kentucky 

An unusually boring town in the middle of nowhere. Although the town lacks anything fun or interesting the population still proceeds to think they're the best people in the Northern Hemisphere. If the town wasn't bad enough, it's the people that call it home that make this city especially terrible. All the white people think they are black and all the African-American people overcompensate for this inner desire to be black, within an especially white town, by being especially obnoxious. If your typical white iPhone isn't filled to the brim with some ghetto music you're probably classified under the category of a nerd or a Jesus lover. Even though this town, being typically country, is filled with church goers, it's almost impossible to find someone who actually follows all the rules of Jesus. They are all fakes who try to pretend they are better than everyone else, when in reality they all suck. Considering this town is typically classified as Southern, you can find the population migrating to some dirty lake during the summer months and can be found listening to a terrible country playlist. The rich people in town can be found on Instagram bragging about some vacation to Panama City or Disney World, as those are the only 2 places people from Murray travel to. If you are thinking about moving to Murray, first of all how the hell did you find this shithole on a map? Second, don't unless you want to live here for the rest of your live in a perpetual cycle of terribleness.

Normal Person: "Did your ipod just switch from Florida Georgia Line to Jesus music to 2PAC?"
Murray Resident: "Why of course it did."
Normal Person: "That must mean you're from Murray Kentucky."

murray kentucky by John Booty April 29, 2014

Murray Kentucky 

A little town with some big residents. They all want to be black it's wonderfully gay.

Guy: Why are you doing the nae nae?
Murray Citizen: Because I'm from Murray Kentucky!

Murray Kentucky by TheyCallMeHumpty21 January 9, 2015

Pretend Murray 

When you use a surname that you know isn't yours. You are given the name via a fake birth certificate to hide history, and the fact your "dad" isn't "your dad", but you go along with it to stay in good with your "chequebook dad"

Muzza is such a Pretend Murray he had it tattoo'd down his leg, and gave the name to his son who is now also a Pretend Murray. Spoon fed family lies are awful tastier than the truth huh?

Pretend Murray by ratsbackside May 16, 2023

murphysexual 

(From Dear Evan Hansen) A sexual or romantic attraction to both Connor and Zoe Murphy, something resulting into not knowing whom you have stronger affections

this may also be recognized as Bisexuality

Evan found himself questioning his sexuality when not only was he in love with Zoe Murphy but felt somewhat attracted to her older brother, Connor. he found out that he was Murphysexual

murphysexual by PriaSama June 14, 2017

Emily Murphy 

Cheese like substance with pungent odor present in unwashed skin folds of the body.

Attorney with Administrator of General Services Administration in the White House.

As she wiped Emily Murphy from her nether regions, she gagged at the putrid odor.

White House staffer Emily Murphy disagrees with the election results and is derelict in her duties as Administrator of General Services.

Emily Murphy by SocietyPunisher November 9, 2020