American(Mungiacake) kids: When their Mom visits them, she brings a Bundt cake, and you sip coffee and chat.
Italian kids: When their Mom visits them, she brings 3 days worth of food, begins to tidy up, dust, do the laundry, and rearrange the furniture.


American(mungiacake) kids: Always pay retail, and look in the Yellow Pages when they need to have something done.
Italian kids: Call their dad or uncle, and ask for another dad's or uncle's phone number to get it done...cash deal. Know what I mean ??


American(mungiacake) kids: Will greet you with "Hello" or "Hi".
Italian kid s : Will give you a big hug, a kiss on your cheek, and a pat on your back.

I've been jabbed