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Punch the munchkin 

A euphemism to describe masturbation; knuckle shuffle on the piss pump; pounding the purple headed yogurt slinger; working the wand etc.
In anticipation of his first date with the hot chick in his class, Joe decided to punch the munchkin before heading out.
Punch the munchkin by Señor Plata September 6, 2011

munchkin puncher 

to beat your monkey..
Im such a munchkin puncher cuz i cant get any booty.
munchkin puncher by Jakey p 17955 August 24, 2006

punching the munchkin 

To simply put it,Masturbating. Applies only to men.
Bubba was caught in the closet punching the munchkin.
punching the munchkin by Gunner H August 26, 2006

punchin' the munchkin 

Jay got caught punchin' the munchkin in the bathroom.

punchin yo munchkin

QUIT PUNCHIN YO MUNCHKIN
punchin yo munchkin by BRAKOZA June 30, 2015
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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