Mummy Mask

Similar to a Zombie Mask, the Mummy Mask is completed by giving a female a temporarily blinding facial. Once said female has been blinded, she will get up and stumbled around the room with her arms raised searching and moaning for a towel.

The variation between a Zombie Mask and a Mummy Mask occurs when amidst her Zombie stumble, you throw pieces of toilet paper into her face, thus giving her the appearance of a mummy.

Bro, did I see a mummy coming out of your room last night?

No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.

Mummy Mask by Benny Peme* March 2, 2011

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Mummy Mask

To ejaculate in a girls face with the intention of temporarily blinding her. When she gets up to feel around the room for a towel, you throw toilet paper in her face, making her resemble a mummy.

Friend A: Dude, did I see a mummy walk out of your room last night?

Friend B: No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.

Mummy Mask by Benny Peme* February 25, 2011

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Mommy Milk Mask

(VERB).. 1.When a man or woman, sucks milk out of a lactating breast and spits it onto the others face.2.When a lactating woman sprays her lover face with milk from her breast while in the throws of passion.

Damn, girl. You gobbled up that Mommy Milk Mask.

Mommy Milk Mask by DrippyDickSauce March 3, 2007

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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