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Mummy Mask

Similar to a Zombie Mask, the Mummy Mask is completed by giving a female a temporarily blinding facial. Once said female has been blinded, she will get up and stumbled around the room with her arms raised searching and moaning for a towel.

The variation between a Zombie Mask and a Mummy Mask occurs when amidst her Zombie stumble, you throw pieces of toilet paper into her face, thus giving her the appearance of a mummy.
Bro, did I see a mummy coming out of your room last night?

No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.
Mummy Mask by Benny Peme* March 2, 2011
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Mummy Mask

To ejaculate in a girls face with the intention of temporarily blinding her. When she gets up to feel around the room for a towel, you throw toilet paper in her face, making her resemble a mummy.
Friend A: Dude, did I see a mummy walk out of your room last night?

Friend B: No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.
Mummy Mask by Benny Peme* February 25, 2011

Mommy Milk Mask 

(VERB).. 1.When a man or woman, sucks milk out of a lactating breast and spits it onto the others face.2.When a lactating woman sprays her lover face with milk from her breast while in the throws of passion.
Damn, girl. You gobbled up that Mommy Milk Mask.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026