Mummy Mask

Similar to a Zombie Mask, the Mummy Mask is completed by giving a female a temporarily blinding facial. Once said female has been blinded, she will get up and stumbled around the room with her arms raised searching and moaning for a towel.

The variation between a Zombie Mask and a Mummy Mask occurs when amidst her Zombie stumble, you throw pieces of toilet paper into her face, thus giving her the appearance of a mummy.

Bro, did I see a mummy coming out of your room last night?

No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.

Mummy Mask by Benny Peme* March 2, 2011

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Mummy Mask

To ejaculate in a girls face with the intention of temporarily blinding her. When she gets up to feel around the room for a towel, you throw toilet paper in her face, making her resemble a mummy.

Friend A: Dude, did I see a mummy walk out of your room last night?

Friend B: No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.

Mummy Mask by Benny Peme* February 25, 2011

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Mummy Mask • Mommy Milk Mask • mummy • Mummy Dust • mummy boy • mummy ducky • mummy kins • Mummy Mouth • mummy muff • Mummy wrap

Mommy Milk Mask

(VERB).. 1.When a man or woman, sucks milk out of a lactating breast and spits it onto the others face.2.When a lactating woman sprays her lover face with milk from her breast while in the throws of passion.

Damn, girl. You gobbled up that Mommy Milk Mask.

Mommy Milk Mask by DrippyDickSauce March 3, 2007

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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