Multidimensional Technologies

Devices and systems designed to operate across multiple dimensions simultaneously, allowing users to perceive, interact with, or manipulate realities beyond their native dimensional framework. These technologies include "dimensional telescopes" that can see into higher dimensions (they show static, but impressive static), "multidimensional communication devices" that let you talk to your other-dimensional selves (they mostly just echo), and the popular "dimensional blender" that supposedly mixes realities together (it just makes smoothies, but they're very philosophical smoothies). The challenge of multidimensional technology is that it must interface with dimensions that have different physical laws, different sensory modalities, and possibly different concepts of what "technology" even means.

Multidimensional Technologies Example: "He bought a multidimensional technology headset that promised to let him see in 4D. When he put it on, he saw his room, but also all the rooms he'd ever lived in, superimposed, plus a kitchen that might have been his future kitchen or might have been a dimensional error. He took it off, confused. The headset's manual said 'integration may take time.' He's been 'integrating' for three years and still can't find his keys."

Multidimensional Technologies by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 15, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016