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mullet ratio

A mathematical term used to describe how extreme a mullet hairstyle is. It is found by comparing how long the hair on top of the head is compared to how long the hair hangs at the back of the neck.
"What is your mullet ratio?"
"It's a half inch on top; and sixteen inches at the back."
"...that's a bitchin' mullet!"
mullet ratio by PeaTearGriffin February 23, 2006
Word of the Day on February 25, 2006

mullet ratio

Percent of chance that some chick is a lesbian.(The mullet is a popular lezbo hairdo for the bull-dykey types.)
"Check out that woman driving the big rig! I bet her mullet ratio is a good 98%!"
mullet ratio by Crazy John April 18, 2006

rat tail mullet

the hair style famous in the 90's and still in Hawaii and the South. Usually worn by a boy with short hair, he has a small braid, strand of hair, or a curl that goes to the middle of his neck.
Levi from the film jesus camp has a rat tail mullet
rat tail mullet by emmyab October 30, 2007

Radiology Mullet 

When a radiologist wears a scrub top with dress pants.
Dr. Rick Kamwerdzer got enema barium on his shirt today. He is lucky he was wearing his radiology mullet.
Radiology Mullet by gurgurant November 28, 2009

Face like a rat catchers mallet 

A specimen so damn ugly they resemble the business end of a mallet
yeah but she got a face like a rat catchers mallet!
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026