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mule kick 

Female retaliation to the Donkey Punch



After I Donkey Punched John's wife, she delivered an almost pleasant mule kick to my genitalia.
mule kick by Cletus&Cooter April 2, 2003
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Mule kick 

When receiving head the guy puts his leg smoothly behind her head and gives her a swift knock to the back of the head.
John was telling me last night that he “mule kicked” a bitch so hard she started to neigh.
Mule kick by Bigdickenergy2.0 November 29, 2018

Mule Kick 

A Perk in Call of Duty following the other few perks along with it, it grants the player a third slot for another weapon. This ‘third weapon’ can be lost when downed
Guy 1: Hey dude what perks do you have?
Guy 2: I have Mule Kick, and Juggernog.

Guy 1: That’s sick dude
Guy 2: Damn it I downed and lost my third gun.
Mule Kick by ryzkrispiez July 26, 2022

Mule Kick 

Doggystyle Anal sex where your partner is unaware of which stroke will be the one that is so hard you assqueef and it gives you a strong Mule Kick to his dick.
Last night jebidiah wanted anal but he got too ruff and caused me to tense up and mule kick him in the ball sack..
Mule Kick by Crabnuts with ham October 21, 2018

Muscle Shoals Mule Kick

When you have a woman's legs bent all the way back with her ankles behind her head and pounding her. You get her off so hard her ankles slip and kick you in the face one after the other.
Travis: Damn dude, TWO black eyes?
Mike: Yeah bitch gave me a Muscle Shoals Mule Kick last night.

Double fisted mule kick 

The act of kicking an opponent behind you while spinning around and striking them with both your fist clinched together.
Jim just tried to do a "double fisted mule kick" on the dude at the bar. He missed and fell on his ass though.

The cross-eyed mule kick 

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion
“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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