Mule Kick

A Perk in Call of Duty following the other few perks along with it, it grants the player a third slot for another weapon. This ‘third weapon’ can be lost when downed

Guy 1: Hey dude what perks do you have?
Guy 2: I have Mule Kick, and Juggernog.

Guy 1: That’s sick dude
Guy 2: Damn it I downed and lost my third gun.

by ryzkrispiez July 26, 2022

Mule Kick

Doggystyle Anal sex where your partner is unaware of which stroke will be the one that is so hard you assqueef and it gives you a strong Mule Kick to his dick.

Last night jebidiah wanted anal but he got too ruff and caused me to tense up and mule kick him in the ball sack..

by Crabnuts with ham October 21, 2018

mule kick

Female retaliation to the Donkey Punch

After I Donkey Punched John's wife, she delivered an almost pleasant mule kick to my genitalia.

by Cletus&Cooter April 02, 2003

Mule kick

When receiving head the guy puts his leg smoothly behind her head and gives her a swift knock to the back of the head.

John was telling me last night that he “mule kicked” a bitch so hard she started to neigh.

by Bigdickenergy2.0 November 30, 2018

An angry mule’s kick

Pretty close, but not super close. Approximately 12 feet.

I’m only an angry mule’s kick away from town.

by AJ02 July 01, 2021

Muscle Shoals Mule Kick

When you have a woman's legs bent all the way back with her ankles behind her head and pounding her. You get her off so hard her ankles slip and kick you in the face one after the other.

Travis: Damn dude, TWO black eyes?
Mike: Yeah bitch gave me a Muscle Shoals Mule Kick last night.

by The Belk May 14, 2008

Double fisted mule kick

The act of kicking an opponent behind you while spinning around and striking them with both your fist clinched together.

Jim just tried to do a "double fisted mule kick" on the dude at the bar. He missed and fell on his ass though.

by skibby avenger July 29, 2011