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Mukamel syndrome 

n. Mukamel syndrome is a severe physical and mental condition characterized by a combination of microphalli (extremely small penis) and and uncontrollable urge to express oneself by excessive farting. Mukamel syndrome patients are usually crafty little motherfuckers who would sodomize their dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among peers. According to one theory, the disease spread via anal intercourse with Iraqi cows (see Mukamel).
Others suggest, that it is spread via the mukaka on infected Hungarian stools.
Mother help, this Mukamel syndrome patient threats to suffocate me by farting. He is spreading mukaka all over the place.
Mukamel syndrome by edipus March 27, 2011
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(1) v. The act of having anal intercourse with a cow, which is termed in Iraq a "moo-camel", that is a moo-making camel.

(2) n. A general name for a crafty little person who would sodomize his dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among his peers.

(3) n. An Iraqi version of mukaka.
(1) I mukamelled that fat cow and had her lick my dirty pecker.

(2) Look at this Mukamel, so proud of winning the title of the best backgammon player in south west Baghdad.

(1) Now clean all the mukamel you left on your Hungarian stool.
Mukamel by nicky benz March 11, 2011
Mukaram (Mukarrum)A Arabic originate name and it's a boy name. Mukarrum is a symbol of Honour , Trust, Respect . Mukaram is also refer as mystry . A boy who is Innocent by looks and he's mysterious , Funny at times. Mukarrum is helpful but also a selfish person but only to protect loveones. He's adorable and will only bring happiness to the person he loves . He's short tempered hard to handle . Every girl want a boy like Mukarrum. He can make u laugh he can make u cry but he is someone who will always honest and trustworthy. Mukarrum never depends on anyone even though when he needs someone he will ask for help. You can't understand him. As his name suggest he's mysterious. He love adventures and he make his and his friends life mysterious. He always need someone to stay with but he will never tell. He hide most of things . Mukaram is smart intelligent and interesting person to make friend and choose as life partner.
Lina :- hey samaira I want a guy who's smart interesting and honest.

Samaira :- so it means ur looking for Mukaram
Mukaram by Zayn13 September 17, 2018
Leftover on a Hungarian stool after being used by a Domany
Damn it, that dumbass crappy Domany ran away and left us all this mukaka to clean!
Mukaka by Feldermaus October 24, 2008

Alex Muramatsu-Boettcher 

A short Asian boy who is trilingual and speaks like he is a british person in the 18th century.
You: Hey Alex want to hang out
Alex Muramatsu-Boettcher: No, I’m much too knackered to hang out with a prat like you

Muramasa 

1) According to legend, the apprentice of the sword-smithing master, Masamune

2) A sword forged by Muramasa. Sometimes thought to be cursed or violent.

3) A sword used in RPGs, usually more violent/vengeful and inferior to the Masamune.
I used the Muramasa until I finally got the Masamune.
Muramasa by AllUltima February 20, 2005
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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