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A geeky person, usually Asian.

A guy who usually likes girls whose name startes with Al, a total player
"Wow. That Mujtuba is getting all the girls!"
mujtuba by GERSKY March 3, 2015
Words you can keep
Mujtuba is someone who is very caring and an amazing friend. Not everyone gets him and yes they are very unlucky. Sadly. God, Mujtubas are so amazing in bed…. Ugh.. Get yourself a Mujtuba if you really don’t wanna fake it in bed. Trust me!
“Mujtuba… You are fucking amazing
Mujtuba? Sorry.. Mujtuba? Sorry.. Mujtuba Sorry
Mujtuba by Amelia Knighttt23 November 13, 2021
Born leader, will fight for their own self desires and for the protection of those close to him. You would really want to know a Mujtaba.
Mujtaba is a straight up boss.
Mujtaba is a smart, caring, and handsome individual. He is very secretly muscular and hung guy. He hides his face behind his mask to let competition happen between the hottest and most popular guys in school. He never takes a day off and is a super hard worker. If you knew this guy in high school, it automatically lays you in the popular roster. He is usually the guy who turns guys gay and makes girls tumble over as they are overwhelmed with his manliness. If you know a Mujtaba, please do not ever leave his life, you will forever regret it. If you ever do cross his path, you will face the pain from the weapon in his pants since he is very hung as said before. Don’t be surprised to hear a slapping noise against his thighs when he walks in your presence.
“Oh my god babe, if only you were Mujtaba!”

Bro, I wish I was Mujtaba right now, that chick would be under my arms.”
Mujtaba by Garmich April 1, 2022
A person who is very handsome and resembles Sharuk Khan.

A person who is very smart and hardworking.
A person called the Number one Super Smash Bros player in his high school.
A person becoming a weeb.
His uncle is Gattu Bhai and Miya Bhai.
That guy looks like Mujtaba.
That guy is very Mujtaba.
Mujtaba by Miya Bhai and Gattu Bhai October 17, 2019

Mujtaba Hamid 

I came because I looked at Mujtaba Hamid
Mujtaba Hamid by Big Bhudda 69 February 24, 2022

Mujtabah 

He's strong,vicious and fearless as well as being daring and caring!
Mujtabah is a straight up G
Mujtabah by Jamal ul mobeen March 21, 2017
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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