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A ball of curly hair left over after one shaves their genetalia.

Sean: I left a huge muffle puff for my sister in the shower after I shaved yesterday ;)

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Muffle Puff

When a girl with a hairy vagina sits on her mans face to shut him up and then farts.

My wife gave my a muffle puff last night because I wouldn’t shut up about Brady leaving the Pats

Muffle Puff by ZER0D4RK June 19, 2020

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Muffle-me-puffer

A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)

Oh, that fart was a muffle-me-puffer!

Muffle-me-puffer by Peachfuzz Jimmy February 7, 2009

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muffleduff

someone who lives up to every stereotype that is connected to his ethnic background. his actions make people from his ethnicity resent him and their own ethnicity.

That Jewish guy keeps complaining he makes me resent Jews even though I am one... He is such a muffleduff!

muffleduff by oohree January 20, 2009

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mufflebuffin

The confusion of a less than intelligent female. Possibly often related to hair colour and naivity

Hey dude, did you see that girl? She was totally mufflebuffin.

Oi, watch me mufflebuff that hot girl over there.

She was totally mufflebuffed

She was a total mufflebuff (noun)

mufflebuffin by Amazing Mike March 16, 2008

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muffleduff

When a female lands on her vagina hard thus "duffing" it up

Dude did you see that girl do a mis-vault?, it was a right muffleduff

muffleduff by Liam Mason February 4, 2008

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mufflebuffin

The confusion of a less than intelligent female. Possibly often related to hair colour and naivity

Hey dude, did you see that girl? She was totally mufflebuffin.

Oi, watch me mufflebuff that hot girl over there.

She was totally mufflebuffed

She was a total mufflebuff (noun)

mufflebuffin by Amazing Mike March 17, 2008

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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