Muffin Sponge

An absorbent pad used to collect any number of bodily fluids excreted from a female.

Oops, I just sneezed and really need to change my muffin sponge.

by Nitewatchin June 21, 2016

Spongey Muffin

The act of rubbing one’s neck against another’s neck interlocking in an intimate neck hug. Usually done between bros.

Hey dude can we spongey muffin! Yeah dude I need a good spongey muffin to lift my spirits!

by Spongeymuffinman May 30, 2018