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Muffin Hugger

is a person who has an overweight significant other and as they hug them their hands end up resting on the massive muffin top.

Can be used to insult someones significant other but without making it personal.
Dude stop dating that girl, your reputation depends on it.

Yeah, people are calling you a muffin hugger.
by hereandnowiamu July 6, 2012
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MuffinMuggers

The #1 Reptile
Joe: I was playing online Mortal Kombat today and i lost 150-0 against a Reptile.
Brant: Must have been MuffinMuggers. Everyone knows he's #1.
by Pig Of The Hut December 8, 2012
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MuffinMugger

A male or female who enjoys the act of stealing muffins. These people are often over weight and hated.
Hill Billy: "Hey Randy!"

Randy: "Yeah!"

Hill Billy: "Some MuffinMugger Stole my muffin!"

Randy: "You never had a muffin!"

Hill Billy: "Whats a muffin?!!"
by Alex and rory January 20, 2008
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