hereandnowiamu's definitions

Muffin Hugger

is a person who has an overweight significant other and as they hug them their hands end up resting on the massive muffin top.

Can be used to insult someones significant other but without making it personal.

Dude stop dating that girl, your reputation depends on it.

Yeah, people are calling you a muffin hugger.

by hereandnowiamu July 6, 2012